Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One’s a phony buck.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!