Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.