Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed

Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

Q: What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill

A man went into a store to buy some condoms. “That’s 1 dollar 15 plus tax,” said the store assistant. “I don’t need tacks,” said the man. “It’ll stay up all by itself.”

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”