A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony
Category: Dirty Jokes
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How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said “Well tell him his ear rings aren’t real
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran