Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a
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A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.”Really?” said the doctor. “You’re healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!””What did you do?” the other nuns asked.”Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.” The man says, “Well, this
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took