A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, “Come here quick, Charlie! I’m paralyzed! I can’t get up!” He comes in, takes a look, and says, “Stand up, you silly old bat. You’re kneeling on one of
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They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It’s called Genitalia.
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.” She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.” She brings out a huge
A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man
Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says “Hey look at that snail”. The other postman looks down and says “FUCK” and step steps on the snail. Postman 1 looks at him and says “Why’d you do that”. Postman2 replys “Because that fucker
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, “What’s that?” “A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my