An elderly man visits his doctor. “Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.” “Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.” The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”
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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well
There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself…the first old lady had a stroke…the second old lady had a stroke…but sadly the third old lady couldn’t reach!!!
These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home.
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman’s distraught and yells, “WHAT’S
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’