This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: “Make up your
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Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.” The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other,
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well,
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. “So, did you do it?” his lawyer asked. “Of course not,” the
This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied “that’s impossible because I am a virgin”. To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson “do you sell vibrators”. Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes! The little old lady says: “Well, how do you turn the damn things off!”
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything