I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets