Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
Category: Dance jokes
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂