A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car? A police officer!
Category: Criminal jokes
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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!