What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Category: Cowboy jokes
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, “Can you get me a nice gentle pony?” “Shore,” said the cowboy. “What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?” “What’s the difference?” asked the lady. “The western saddle has a
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, “I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says,
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.