How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.