If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!

I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!