Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn’t that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

Is there big money in the cattle business? So I’ve herd!

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She’ll cream you!

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!