Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
Category: Cow jokes
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!