A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it
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Tech Support: “Which format are the images you send?” Customer: “Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.”
Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”
Customer: “Why didn’t you tell me I have call waiting?” Tech Support: “Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.” Customer: “Well, you should ask everybody!” Tech Support: “Do you have call waiting?” Customer: “What’s that?”
Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
Customer: “I’ve been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically — but there’s a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time.” Tech Support: “Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?” Customer:
Customer: “Hi, I’m supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?”