A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof — out pops a genie.”Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison.
Category: Computer Jokes
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My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of