Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout the computerindustry.There are numerous otherlanguages however that are lesswell known yet still have ardentdevotees. In fact these little-known languages generallyhave the most fanatic admirers.For those who wish to know moreabout these obscure languages -and why they
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The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 – Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 – Number of the High Precision Beast0.666 – Number of the Millibeast/ 666 – Beast Common Denominator666
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to America Online. I’ve heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I’d betterhold onto it in case they don’t ever send me anther one! I can’t connect.I don’t know
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f…… manual) to showthat they’re “hep” to the lingo. Make up your own that don’t stand foranything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill hope:1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse
Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000″ will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”