And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he’d seen himself before?
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn’t you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians