Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.
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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn’t remember whether he was going in or coming out?
How do you measure a Villanova graduate’s I.Q.? With a tire gauge.