Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear there’s a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
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Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”