Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.

Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.