Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Category: Clinton jokes
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Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.