Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: “You idiot! I told
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.