Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses? A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”