Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.