Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
Q: What will Bill’s favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything’s $100.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.