Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: “Good morning, Bill.”