Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.