Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Category: Clinton jokes
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election? A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.