So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd… LOL…the chicken goes …LOL…Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!?!) ….
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Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald’s, and McDonald’s brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger, and Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?”, and
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…but
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier. 5. You have to hold on to the floor
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!