Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from
Category: Christmas Jokes
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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The schoolteacher said, O.K. children begin by putting your hand over your little heart and repeat with me, I pledge allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why