Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
Category: Christmas Jokes
Total 56 Posts
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!