Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Category: Christmas Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ? It was a scream !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale