Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I’m back in the right row!
Category: Christmas Jokes
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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.
Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.