A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.”Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.This time the sister is bawling and her brother

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.”Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”