Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked. ‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy. ‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.’ ‘I’ll say them both if
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father’s the one who killed it
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them “Hey, less noise!, don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning!”
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. “Is this yours” he asked “Did it do any damage” asked one of the boys “No” replied the minister “Then it’s mine !”
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !
A little boy went into a baker’s’ ‘How much are those cakes ? he asked ‘Two for 25 cents,’ said the baker ‘ How much does one cost ?’ asked the boy ’13 cents,’ said the baker ‘Then I’ll take the other one for 12 cents !’ said the boy
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? ‘Quick,’ said one, ‘run ! Before they say we did it !