John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. ‘Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked his father suspiciously. ‘It’s OK, Dad,’
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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ‘ Mum ! your husband’s just come home.’
Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet I think I’ll go crazy!’ Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.’
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid!’ shouted Dick. ‘Dick!’ said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry.’ ‘OK,’ said Dick. ‘Jane, I’m sorry you’re stupid.’
Ben’s dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ‘ What are the holes for ?’ Ben asked. ‘They’re knot holes,’ said his dad. ‘What are they, then, if they’re not holes ?’ asked Ben.
Mum: Haven’t you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It’s really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !