The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. “No mis” he replied
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Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.
Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain’t. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain’t. It’s I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain’t nobody coming ?
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. ‘How high is it, Doctor?’ she wanted to know. ‘One hundred and three,’ said the doctor. ‘What is the world record?’
Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old, Sir,’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one, Sir.’
Trevor: That’s a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.