A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?” She saw a sea of blankfaces, except for
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white,
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother.”It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped mecatch him.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, burstinginto tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”Confused, the father asked what was wrong.”Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6 I got the there’s