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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moooo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, “Bud.”

Good news and bad news

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. “Kid’s……there’s good news and bad news.” “The bad news is your mother’s strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago” “The

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Michael Jackson and the doctor…

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan have sex?”The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”

Solve the riddle

Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns’ was hot,Liberace NEVER used his on women,Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,We never saw Lucy use

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