Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Category: Celebrities
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little — !
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”To which
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.