Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God isboth male and female.”This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?””Well, God is both black and white.”This further confuses him so he
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern art?””No, madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.”
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. Girlfriends, take heed!! There is a new drug that is in liquid form.
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to thepopulation for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification,
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.