Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
Category: Cat jokes
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said to the cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” replied the cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !