Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.
Category: Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.