Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
Category: Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says “Safety Zone.”
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.