Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Category: Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”
Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell “coward” at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.