Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin’ mate !
Category: Car and train jokes
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Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn’t going to miss seeing myself on “America’s Most Wanted.”
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.