Q) What’s worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
Category: Car and train jokes
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Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. ‘Oh, Gladys,’ said her friend, ‘you’ve lost your engine!’ ‘Never mind
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, ‘It’s no good you talking to me, young man, I’m stone deaf !’